And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.

It continues to amaze me that there are people who follow professional sports and don’t seem to understand that these athletes can’t do what they are doing without the help of pharmaceuticals. I’m not even imparting a moral judgement on the athletes...I don’t care about drug “cheating.” I’m just amazed so many writers…

Statler: Hey, this list wasn’t half-bad!

Statler: Well that was different!

“Everett, Mass., a lovable if not quite lovely suburb”

Or, more simply, a shithole...

I thought the announcer yelling “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE” was a little insensitive.

VH1

Such attention to detail from a guy who traded a first round pick for Trent Richardson.

In America you are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, so basically every team that doesn’t draft him better get ready for a slander lawsuit.

#NeverForget

Which one is Greg Anthony?

“7. NBA. Somehow even more fucking endless.”

Those Hawks really are committed to team defense.

Someone from Chicago needs to get to the bottom of this. What does Derrick Rose’s SAT essay have to do with the Cubs’ Opening Day?

Missed 3 months of the season. 7th in league scoring. 10 million transfer fee. You're right. Just terrible value.

John Oliver PULVERIZES Blogger's Will To Write Ridiculously Hyperbolic Headlines

"well, almost anyone"