This is the fourth article I’ve read on this, and the first place I’ve seen anyone publish the actual jokes is in these comments. Do you people have editors?

I think it’s outrageous to write a post for the purpose of chastising the league for failing to make what is supposedly a common sense reform without mentioning what the reform is.

What’s the small tweak? You are chastising the league for failing to enact a simple reform, without even mentioning what the reform is. The articles you link to do the same.

So... what’s the small tweak?

What’s the small tweak? Your post doesn’t say.

Herbstreit made a similarly stupid statement to Mike & Mike about 2 months ago, the interview may still be available to stream, where he comments on the Fournette-going-pro issue and says something to the effect of: “everybody’s talking about free market this and that and I just want to say: Maannnnn, that stuff does…

The headline is a misrepresentation of what he actually said.

Deadspin posts three or four times a week whining about Byron Scott stifling his youngsters but never posts the minutes they play. DeAngelo Russel is third in the league among NBA rookies at 27.6 minutes per game. Julius Randle, coming off a missed season due to a broken leg, is at 27 and Jordan Clarkson averages 32.…

I’m just glad Barry hasn’t been blinded by his winnings to the extreme dangers of DFS that are sure to be visited on the great unwashed masses who don’t possess his keen insight to the realities of gambling and who depend on Barry to explain the self-evident. Truly, for every “person like [Barry],” smart enough to…

LeBron is obviously not obligated to join any protest, but to dismiss a protest from LeBron as “performative” is pretty naive. The effectiveness of any protest depends on the PR it generates. These protests would have no traction except that video now exists of police abuse that was probably going on for centuries and…

Jerry really did him wrong by not continuing to play him just because he sucked every time he took the field.

Take the media’s analysis with a grain of salt. Remember when you spent 2,000 words and used “advanced analytics” to school everyone on how ineffective Giroud was as a goal scorer?

You see Dwight Howard’s condescending little chuckle there? That’s you. That’s this article. Two scrubs with zero impact on the league, hoping that their petty hating will distract from their irrelevance. Your hating has brought you to a place where you are in league with Dwight Howard. Fitting.

Five rings, three NBA coach of the year awards and now an affirmation from Deadspin’s baskeball analysts. This guy is really on a roll!

Supposedly she learned all these moves on a date with Jameis Winston.

No but I could use a pension or affordable retirement or tuition for my kid. Unfortunately, the olds have pretty well sucked the country dry and are now depending on their kids’ paycheck withdrawals to finance their elective surgeries and pill addictions. Additionally they’ve driven up prices across the board by…

This random meanness is what made the Simpsons great.

They know.

Old people drive me nuts. First, you screw this country up so badly that my wife and I have to work like crazy people just to afford a house, college for our kid (ha!) and retirement (ha!), then you want to lay a guilt trip on us if we don’t want to spend every second of our limited time away from work listening to…

Right, the old Le toot fallacy. It was staring me right in the face! Except that it's a blogger holding Thompson out as providing life lessons, not Thompson.