Thanks for letting us know you won’t be going to see it again. Good job!

“I hope this movie filmed last year includes extra footage which addresses the concerns I had when I saw it this year” is some galaxy brain stuff

He has the exact same eyes as Adam Lanza.

Maybe he’s depressed because his name is fucking Norman Gerbschmidt.

FAYK NOOZ DURRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stupid AND incoherent. Starting to think you might not be an actual doctor...

“I very much was prepared to start hatewatching this.”

This is a terrible way to live. Stop doing that, Thorstrom. 

Just think, when you die alone, you can look back on this comment and be proud.

Good post. Please keep us up to date on your cultural tastes and preferences. We definitely care!

I thought his turn on Dallas Buyers Club was about as deep and soulful as a character in an SNL sketch.

Jared Leto is the least self-aware person in the country’s least self-aware industry. Tremendous.

Calling me names won’t make your former comment any less smug and dickish. Do better Bull!

Thanks for replying!

Your post was smug bullshit :)

Hopefully the goobers who whined “IS THIS NEWS? EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS THIS” in the comments of yesterday’s article will drop in here with some more “wise” insights.

HBO Max signed a deal with Ghibli today.

First off, big fan of the smug “IS THIS NEWS?” guys. Thanks, Assholes.

“Is this thing on? WHAT IS THIS THING?”

Would love to know this dumbfuck’s idea of a “good person.”

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK NO MOVIES ARE “NECESSARY”

Watch MEMORIES OF MURDER. Trust me.