This lameshit comeback gets stupider each time I’ve seen it. And I’ve seen it A LOT, because the Internet is a haven for imbeciles.

To paraphrase Doug Stanhope “How does Trump’s suck make Bush’s suck NOT suck?”

“ooooof just learned about george w bush”

Is that a dril tweet?

Ahhh, so he’s a shithead. Gotcha.

“Ellen Darlin’, I don’t think you count as a person!”
(Ellen does a dopey fuckin’ dance)

Over the years, I’ve learned one thing about pieces of shit: they usually remain pieces of shit! Eat a dick Artie.

I like how Reglidan posted this in the article noting Sherman didn’t tell the truth rather than the original article. Good work, Dumb Guy!

On one hand, it seems like Sherman was exaggerating a bit and that Mayfield did shake his hand.

Ah yes, Adam Silver is actually dumb. That’s not true but look at you, with the snark! Good job Fucker.

“Maybe I can find a nice compromise with the Chinese government.”

An intelligent person actually thought this.

The D stands for DURRRRRRR

Hey remember when Matthew Broderick killed those people?

Welp, later!

“Probably best to not acknowledge the world’s impending collapse because it might upset the dumbest people alive”

Good job good effort

Describing anyone as “similar to Jared Leto” is wrong and unfair.

“I note that Deadspin is almost as cluttered and hard to read (and therefore, as dismal a web experience) as SI is.”

This isn’t true 

I’ve seen the top promotional pic of them singing several times, and each time I wince. This looks positively insufferable.

Z you have a point but since this is the Internet, I think it’s best to just shake my head condescendingly in advance without having seen it.

Damn, David Roth is a helluva writer.

ooooo the ghost of Cancel Culture is coming to get YOUUUU WRECKITRYAN! BOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOO!!!! (wolf howl)

Shut up.

This is the cinematic equivalent of knockout games and rainbow parties, complete bullshit filling people with hysteria because...reasons.

On the other hand, half the people in this comment thread are total dipshits. (“LEFTISTS AND THEIR VIRTUE SIGNALING FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE ARE AS BAD AS THE GIRL THAT DUMPED ME DURRRRR”) …