Counterpoint: that moment blew dogs.

The funniest part of this post is the first sentence, in which Kevin Smith’s career is described as “evolving”

It’s funny when illiterate people are smug.

Sorry Kevin, but your movies suck shit.

How about KevyB quietly vanishing after that dumbfuck comment?

“She’s not oblivious, she’s just doing that thing where she pretends to be oblivious. You know, for cred.”

The internet is very dumb.

It’s funny when people are really arrogant about not reading the whole thing because they’re so eager to vomit out their dumb opinion. 

Hahaha, hey look, an angry dumb guy . . . So angry! So dumb!

The double jump mechanic in The Messenger drives me absolutely crazy.

Thank you for letting me vent.

I recall Moore saying that initially, he just wanted to show the full, unbroken seven minutes of Bush sitting there, which I think would have been more effective.

“(Let’s not forget: The Celtics had better cohesion and more success when their point guard was Isaiah freaking Thomas, one of the most notoriously difficult personalities in the NBA and one of the worst defensive players in history.)“

Does anyone have anecdotes about how difficult Isaiah Thomas was/is? Is it just…

We rightly complain about Trump every day, but holy hell Dubya was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

Dear everyone in this thread:

You’re a bunch of bores.

Good point Allan!

“How on earth can I outsmart Meghan McCain?” she thought while she was running for President.

To her credit, this is the only way anyone knows she’s running for President.

“Why can’t you be enlightened like me, some anonymous dope?”

Thank you Internet

That’s one way to live a life, MightyFightin’Duck! Jesus.

It’s not a job, but people NEED RIDES TO JOB INTERVIEWS.

I mean, I get just muttering “Pfffft” is the default mode of the Useless Internet Idiot, but come on.

This is a small gesture which does more than Jezebel has done for anybody.