Maybe this is all an elaborate prank to get Gaten Matarazzo’s ass kicked.

“EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE: I AM DUMB AS SHIT.” - Jeffram

Still waiting for a “devastating Twitter takedown” from her husband.

Unless she’s stepping down directly into a volcano, big deal.

The ending was perfect. Bah.

EW Productions.

Nothing sums up Republicans in 2019 better than they’re angrily insisting that their balls work.

“The Dead Don’t Die, whose televisual flatness matches its defeated spirit, is really about how we’re all just doomed” 

I’m sorry you aren’t able to ignore stuff. Hang in there!

Again, I beg of you, Internet:

Please post the names of the representatives who didn’t show up. Shame them forever.

UGGGH LOVE lol

I think if the segment had ended with Ali Wong sneezing, the headline would have been “Ali Wong Sneezes and It’s Adorable.” 

I’ve seen the phrase “well this didn’t age well!” like a dozen times in this thread. Is there any way you boring Internet dummies could check your notes to make sure you’re all not spouting the same tired-ass cliche?

Wrong as always, Plague Lovers.

“Homo Demons” hahahaha

Never change, Internet.

You “all of this was clearly foreshadowed and the show was, in fact, written well” ding-a-lings need to lay off the sauce.

Subverting expectations or subverting fantasy tropes is not an excuse for poor character development or plotting.

Hasn’t most of the point of the story been to subvert fantasy tropes, insomuch as this is the subversion in that it didn’t really matter?

Are you referring to the inmate with the squawky BAWSTUN accent? She felt more like a sketch comedy character. She wouldn’t have been out of place in those SNL sketches with Rachel Dratch and Jimmy Fallon.