Thank you for embedding those tweets so I could find those accounts and block them immediately.

Hey Nerds: Stop being trash. Thanks.

Dear Kayleigh,

Please go outside and make some friends.

Your pal,
Fred

Cry more.

Thank you for your ultimate lack of substance. Just think: you’ll be like this for the rest of your life.

I will have forever-long beefs about the path it took to ger there, but good God that finale was magnificent.

“well that was quite dull wasn’t it?”

Leslie Jones seems like a really cool and wonderful person, and as a sketch performer, she’s goddamn dreadful.

Thank you, Miller. The train is GREAT.

He looks like shit.

Good.

This thread...Christ, being a teenager must suck.

“But, sure: let’s focus on the funny haha video game music being used in the video.”

90% of the Internet uses this same half snarky/half self-righteous tone and God it sucks so much 

If that’s a serious question, then you are a deeply un-serious person.

“I save for my condescending smugness for when it really matters...like discussing the plot of comic book movies.”

The odd spacing, the constant use of recycled Baby Boomer buzzwords, the sincere belief that people give a shit what you think . . . yep, a sad old dickhead in his 50s definitely wrote this.

If you want to know how easy it was for ProJared to manipulate young people, check out the champions in this thread who didn’t get the joke.

Ah yes, I much prefer the soothing tones of Sully the Worcester Dipshit #423,171,805,111

Hahaha! “I don’t like fey hecklers with zero substance...that’s why I support Bret Easton Ellis.”

gtfoh

“For a second, I thought the headline was going to make me whine, so just to be safe, I whined anyway.”

Great job yummsh!

You would be wrong on all counts.

My favorite Baby Boomer take is “I have no choice but to be inept due to The Way The World Is Today.”