Good point Allan!

“How on earth can I outsmart Meghan McCain?” she thought while she was running for President.

To her credit, this is the only way anyone knows she’s running for President.

“Why can’t you be enlightened like me, some anonymous dope?”

Thank you Internet

That’s one way to live a life, MightyFightin’Duck! Jesus.

It’s not a job, but people NEED RIDES TO JOB INTERVIEWS.

I mean, I get just muttering “Pfffft” is the default mode of the Useless Internet Idiot, but come on.

This is a small gesture which does more than Jezebel has done for anybody.

Maybe this is all an elaborate prank to get Gaten Matarazzo’s ass kicked.

“EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE: I AM DUMB AS SHIT.” - Jeffram

Still waiting for a “devastating Twitter takedown” from her husband.

Unless she’s stepping down directly into a volcano, big deal.

The ending was perfect. Bah.

EW Productions.

Nothing sums up Republicans in 2019 better than they’re angrily insisting that their balls work.

“The Dead Don’t Die, whose televisual flatness matches its defeated spirit, is really about how we’re all just doomed” 

I’m sorry you aren’t able to ignore stuff. Hang in there!

Again, I beg of you, Internet:

Please post the names of the representatives who didn’t show up. Shame them forever.

UGGGH LOVE lol

I think if the segment had ended with Ali Wong sneezing, the headline would have been “Ali Wong Sneezes and It’s Adorable.” 

I’ve seen the phrase “well this didn’t age well!” like a dozen times in this thread. Is there any way you boring Internet dummies could check your notes to make sure you’re all not spouting the same tired-ass cliche?