Murder By Contract was *excellent.*

Criterion made it clear when introducing the service is they are licensing movies from a lot of companies outside their usual purview. The selection will be changing fairly often.

I got the error code overlay once on another film, and “The Big Heat” kept dropping out during its final two minutes.

See, I think you’re too optimistic. I think he serves *at least* two terms, all while clinging to life long past his expiration date, before dropping dead in his 90s, rich and unpunished.

“I invented the fuck box.”

Put this on my tombstone.

Dear Take Haver,

Who gives a shit?

Sincerely,
Everyone

I kinda like that Deuce thought “Well, my first point was idiotic . . . I better repeat it!”

It’s insane that over 100 dummies thought that post was smart and good. Do better, Earth.

“These weirdos need to put away childish things,” said Decepticons Forever.

Best time in world history to be really smug and really stupid at the same time. 

“I’m the worst.”
“Nonono, I’M THE WORST.”

My brother-in-law loves Big Bang Theory and quotes it constantly. My wife adores Friends. Art-wise, most people are dullards.

This reminds me of when Pauline Kael said about Nixon, “How could he have won? No one I know voted for him!”

It looks like the full quote is “I’m so tired of Draymond’s shit.”

“Hey RuthlesslyAbsurd, how was your day?”
“I just made a dumbfuck point on the Internet! Pretty sweet!”

Hang in there snowflake

Adam McKay is a comedy writer who’s embarrassed that he’s a comedy writer.

I like The Big Short less each time I think about it, and Christian Bale was mannered dogshit in that movie.

The weirdest comments here are the ones saying that this show is, in fact, good.

(although the one saying unfunny people will be funny if you don’t give them a weekly deadline was a gem)

“I’m really not sure what else we can ask of a skit show that has been on for 40 years.”

Don’t have expectations, ever. It’s unfair! 

“Innovative thinking.” Please.

If you suck shit at writing comedy, more time isn’t going to help.

I wish my computer could provide pop-up notifications like “Oh boy, another dipshit just commented on the AV Club.” Then I would have never had to read this.

I will happily watch a pay-per-view of them fighting to the death.

“GEN! POP!”