Ooo, you’re a *salty* teenager ... Hang in there, Anonymous Dipshit.

Hey Professor Genius, you aren’t smart enough to drop a “methinks” and you never will be. Being dumb AND pretentious is a brutal combo.

NONE of these motherfuckers can spell “loser.” I’m guessing the your/you’re thing is your personal hell.

Right now Chadbagius is thinking “oh yeah, I know the word ‘drivel’ ... IMPRESSED?”

Hey Rob, is your cousin Sully giving you a handy under the table?

Still waiting to meet a smart person who earnestly talks about their “haters”

“Holy shit.”

Tom Bateman speaks for all of us.

I liked that somebody read swampRat’s post and thought “This is a good smart point. Have a star.”Now I know TWO dummies!

“SNL has a long history of troubled people behind the scenes, whose issues have occasionally been made into running gags. “

 “long history” = 3 examples in 40 years

“don’t be soft”

I miss self-awareness.

Everything good about season 1 was due to McConaughey and Fukunaga, not Pizzolatto.

What’s THE DEAL with poorly sourced bullshit?

“Hey everybody I didn’t like a thing” - Some Guy

“These reviews make me so happy.”

I saw Drew Magary tweeted that he’s not dead. Cool!

Also, Jon Gruden is a clown!

“Pete Davidson’s turned himself into a valuable member of this cast in his time on the show”

I harbor no ill will towards Mr. Davidson, and I hope he gets the help that he needs, but the above statement is not true. 

If you can’t spell her name, maybe you shouldn’t try to be clever, Anonymous Teen.

I don’t know anything about Pete Davidson. However, I can confidently say that recognitions sucks shit.

Yep, that’s recognitions!

The GOP has cornered the market on dumb doctors