“Produced by Zyrgle”

GOTTI is some next-level crapulence, but MUTE might be the most ill-conceived project I’ve ever seen. Can’t believe you guys totally ignore the fact that for some reason, Justin Theroux’s character is a pedophile!

oh fuck off already

You mean the apology where he said “Don’t worry, I always asked before pulling my dick out”?

Eat shit, doofus.

‘thought you were smarter’

How is Serena not here?

Lol, shout out to the 11 other dumbfucks who thought this comment was smart and good.

I haven’t seen nearly enough trashing of Wilbon today. Let’s get on that!

Wasn’t Crash Bandicoot bundled with the original PS? And it’s not here? WHA?

I loved how Jon Favreau kept following his dreams thanks to his too still-friendly exes... uh, Scarlett Johannson and Sofia Vergara WHAAAAA?

Man, the comments here defending Meyer are brutal. God you suck, Ohio.

“obscene”

I get that Ohio is stupid and evil, but the melodramatic hysterics really kick the shittiness up a notch.

At least we’ll always have the terrific musicHAHAHAH I’m kidding, he’ll die in jail and that’s great.

“The Hood”

“OLD MOVIES ARE DIFFERENT FROM NEW MOVIES AND ARE BAD”

Conservatives trying to be smart is one of our nation’s finest comedy resources.

Anytime I see someone call a video game one of the best stories “in any medium” my first thought is “I bet you don’t read a ton of books”

658,000?

This feels like an incredibly paltry number to brag about.

HEARTBREAKERRRR / BRUBAKER RUN THIS PRISON LIKE A MAN

Literally every Baby Boomer complaint revolves around something their generation has done for at least 30 years.