Trump doesn’t even know The President Show exists.

I swear I saw this video as it happened.

Yeah, this is . . . dumb. Maybe “just say” less.

Shout out to Jaguar for immediately bailing after the Titanic comment.

A.I. and Buckaroo Banzai are both great.

The world sucks, and recently I’ve come to realize it’ll probably suck for the rest of my life.

Yay sports.

Cris is a teenager with lots of opinions!

Between these movies and Kick-Ass, Matthew Vaughn is rivaling Michael Bay as king of the “Movies For Assholes” genre.

Imagine being one of the dozens of dummies who starred this comment because they thought it was smart and good.

Why do crazy people suck at puns?

Oh God, I forgot these reviews were being written by a guy who’s straight-up baffled by the work of Danny McBride and Jody Hill. Neil Gamby might be a sociopath!? GEE KYLE ARE YOU SURE???

“I just posted a very good, high quality comment.” - yalby

Our current reality is the answer to that Hank Williams Jr. song, and it fucking sucks. (reality AND the song)

“I’ve made up my mind. Therefore your good points don’t count!” - Ben Grimm

Haha, “my team”

The things we tell ourselves . . .

Is there any way we could set up Disqus JUST for this thread so we could have an easy-to-follow conversation about this crazy thing we witnessed last night? Please? PLEAAAAASE?

The only time I recall a chainsaw going into flesh is when Leatherface accidentally cuts his leg towards the end.

Oh man that was like Liotta beating the guy down in the driveway in “Goodfellas.” Two thumbs up.

I’m assuming DeLos_ is the racist lady.

Nah, it was fantastic.