“Spielberg is 70 now, nearly 20 years removed from his best films and on a mostly downward trajectory from challenging work.”

This may be the dumbest statement I’ve read from a talented, intelligent writer.

Amistad, Saving Private Ryan, A.I., Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, Munich, War Horse (you know that…

You’re a Bengals fan. What the fuck do you know about evaluating talent?

Don’t worry Dev, your team is EXACTLY as good as Skyline Chili.

Speaking as a gross fat fuck, I feel confident in saying that Chris Christie is a gross fat fuck.

Speculation time: Sooo, how do these incidents tie in with his severe, Carolina Panther stint-ending concussion?

“Tell your mother about the orgasm” is one of the scummiest statements I’ve ever read.

As with Trump, there’s been plenty of coverage. If people don’t know what’s up with either of them by now, they are delusional fools.

Dumb people are great because they can convince themselves of anything.

The rules are absurd . . . but he still knew them. Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, Josh Gordon is stupid?

Wait: Stupid prideful people are prideful and stupid?!?!!?

So long, Stupid.

My favorite part of the video is the oldest kid on “The Goldbergs” is there for some reason.

Midnight Special was like the final two hours of a really good 3 hour movie.

Eustachy looks like he’s aged 100 years since his time at Iowa State.

You’ve typed more about this than anyone else.

Maybe it’s part of YOUR problem.

I like the part where Worf kept insisting he was smart and definitely not a dumb douche. Good job, buddy.

Fed winning was maybe the only time I smiled this month.

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What a bunch of assholes.

Sign-ups were available for about an hour earlier today. The server crashed and they went back down:

Thank you so much for trashing that Simmons column. Easily the worst thing he’s ever written. Imagine how bad a column must be to think “Jeez, I think Bill Simmons might be too far up his own ass.”