Grab em by the godly!

I support Colin Kaepernick . . . right up until he opens his mouth and sounds like a college sophomore.

Hahaha - https://twitter.com/ItsRyanWerner

Next time you’re tempted to claim you’re a journalist, save your breath.

I always like when somebody says “the bottom line is” and then they say something moronic and you realize they’re just another anonymous 12-year old on the Internet imparting life lessons even though they don’t know how life works.

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?

Whoa, whoa time out . . . one of the most well-known tech moguls on the planet takes security precautions?!?!? Great work, Detective.

Fifty dollars. Hahahaha!

From the Wojo article: “David Griffin is too well-connected in the NBA, too knowledgeable of the truths inside Jackson’s Warriors regime to let that happen”

What does this mean?

“Psycold, how did you spend Christmas?”

“I went online and let everyone know that I don’t know what humor is!”

The worst part about this dumbfuck comment that has nothing to do with anything is that OVER ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY PEOPLE liked it. Jesus.

“In their least four games”

A typo three words in.

Imagine living a life where you think “NOT” is a funny comeback in 2015.

Can’t believe the word “one-defeated” hasn’t been used yet.

Why was a GoPro attached to the top of a fence?

Funny how the phrase “Seriously, bro?” is a cue for me to never take someone seriously ever.

The heart once what it once.

You’re teaching Deadspin a valuable lesson by giving them traffic. Way to go.

Another gem from The Greatest Generation.

Yeah, the Prime videos all have a graphic saying “Prime” in big letters on it. This complaint is odd.

Thank God for my Roku.