I still don’t believe your original statement, although it makes more sense if you add a “dopey Internet hyperbole” filter.

Nice cliches, Cliche Guy!

I don’t believe you.

Yeah, I was bummed about thousands of American troops dying for dubious reasons, but at least our country will always have that triumphant metaphor.

Shout out to all the right-wing comment trolls who vanish after being asked a direct question from a thinking adult! You guys are the best and the bravest.

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Great, NOW you don’t like war crimes.

“Maybe if I change the subject we can all forget about the Iraq War and a horrific recession,” said Jack Guerrero.

“I GOT SO MANY CHILLS WHEN THE PRESIDENT THREW A BALL THAT IT INSPIRED ME TO GO ALONG WITH THE IRAQ WAR!”

Bravo, Patriot.

Nono, he talked so TOUGH in between making all of those disastrous decisions. It was AWESOME!!! 11 !!!1!

LIBRUHLZ DURRRRR

A President whose greatest moment is a fucking pitch, and of course the nimrods come out to defend him.

Ahhh, football’s officially back.

“I agree with his platform but he’s old and white so nah.”

Great reasoning, Chris.

The best part of this comment is picturing you kicking back with a smile, thinking “I just made a really good point.”

Apparently you can learn to spell, or you can become an apologist for the Sacramento Kings. You can’t do both.

No, because you use "lol" a lot.

I saw this screenshot earlier, but I can't find the actual page on gofundme's website. Was it removed?

I saw this screenshot earlier, but I can't find the actual page on gofundme's website. Was it removed?

Great to see Michelle call that jerk out on Twitter. Not so great that she didn't take the same stance during that gushing interview with Floyd Mayweather on the ESPYs red carpet.