I think there is case law supporting the surrogate’s decision whether to abort, the argument being that one cannot force another person to have medically unnecessary surgery. But I don’t have much experience in this area of the law. Any family/adoption law attorneys out there? Please chime in...

The rich beauty of this bullshit is that she has said that she looks forward to being greeted in heaven by her aborted offspring.

...hip hop’s biggest feminist. Ok sure.

Um, they don’t. The standards for out-patient clinics are not the same as ambulatory care centers, general hospitals, or surgical units. Those all have different standards.

It’s odd to me that these awful people think the books are about witchcraft. They are about friendship and bravery, and standing up for what you believe in even if it means you might get hurt, and (honestly) about making sure you are best friends with someone clever who will always have your back. The kids have some…

Frozen tells girls that it’s healthy to embrace and not suppress those qualities in them that make them unique or different. Very standard, marginally progressive coming-of-age themes any normal human being would recognize as healthy, but if your brain is diseased enough to seek out evil liberal agendas in everything,…

I mean, I’m into it.

Yeah, working at a cash register means you’re getting harassed pretty often anyway. Forcing your employees to wear a slogan (the people who don’t want to wear the shirt still have to wear a button saying the same thing) that encourages the customers to harass the staff, is just pure sadism.

It also works as Bich, Phuc Dat.

I went to uni with a Thai girl whose name was Porn Thong. She went by Jane.

FAKE! No way that someone born in 1992 is an adult. They must be little kids in elementary school still.

I once worked for a car insurance company, scanning, tagging & entering endorsements; whenever any insuree added a driver (usually their kids who just hit 16 or 18), I’d add their names to the policy, so I saw a lot of names every day. And that’s how I came to learn that the syllable “porn” is a common element in the…

Best part: Jesus got suspended, not for punching a janitor, but for doing it AGAIN.

The best part is “again”. Like, this is becoming a pattern for Jesus.

Beth was just trying to be positive. Hahaha!

I had a friend named David Im.

This was a Vietnamese restaurant in East Vancouver (gone now, sadly) whose proprietors probably wondered why so many snickering white children were taking selfies in front of their sign.

That’s the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.