This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

I had a pretty blonde friend who spoke flawless Japanese. I was with her on an elevator in a Century City office building when some Japanese businessmen boarded and began speaking to one another. They were making bold remarks about our physicality, etc. My friend gave them a beautifully formal “Please have a lovely…

Dolphins are assholes. They attack porpoises for fun. The porpoises aren’t a threat and the dolphins don’t eat them. They just do it because they like to do it.

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

well, in all fairness to the manager, in some cultures deep frying unusual items is a perfectly acceptable form of workplace instruction and discipline....

I work in food service, and I get it, sometimes you have critters that get into the building.

Regarding the first story, I really hate when you do someone a favor by letting them borrow something they assume that they always have access to that item. If I want to help you out okay but when it starts to infringe on me then it’s not. That is just rude.

It’s a reasonable complaint. Threatening to stab someone in the neck is not a reasonable way to make it.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

Thank you for sharing. My sister is an addict and is in prison now. Truth be told, we're happy when she's locked up because she's safe and sober. Best of luck-we're going on 30 years with my sister.

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

I knew people who tried heroin in the nineties. Some people tried it once. Some people fell down a hole into complete self destruction and have never really recovered.

Especially because if a Muslim ever tried to deny anyone the right to marry for not obeying Muslim doctrine, these same people would scream bloody murder for YEARS.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Why do Muslims continually get dragged into the Kim Davis conversation? And anyway, only a valid comparison if said Muslim woman is forcing OTHER WOMEN to cover their faces. Fighting for your rights is not the same as denying them to others.