I always find it hilarious that “Men Going Their Own Way” think women are angry about that. We don’t fucking care. Go. Go away.

Million dollar question though: If a lady wants you to wait three days to call her and will be like UGH NO if you call on day two, is this really Future Mrs. ConfusedBarack? God has given you a filtering system.

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

It’s also helpful for a time sensitive move. A team of professional movers can get you packed and our of the house in a matter of hours. Plus, if the abusive spouse shows up their are 5-6 burly witnesses. Never a bad thing to have when you are leaving.

That’s so awesome! I’ve been doing what I can for battered and homeless women in my own little corner of the world- setting aside money every month to buy tampons, pads, formula and towels for a couple of the women’s shelters in our area. I even bought one of them a new DVD player and some movies for their kids for…

There are no sound arguments against a minimum wage hike, and most people (even educated people, even people I was doing my MA with in economics/finance) cannot articulate why they are against a minimum wage hike without reverting to, “Well, it will just make people like super lazy!”

They told us all our lives growing up, “Work hard, stay in school, study, go to college and get a degree, because you don’t want to flip burgers for a living.”

Well, we worked hard, stayed in school, studied, got a college degree, accruing tens of thousands of dollars in debt, and we emerged from college to find a…

I am getting so sick of the whole “This is America, speak English” bullshit from these people. Especially when you walk into a presumably ethnic restaurant and then proceed to put your xenophobia on full display.

Another counterpoint to the whole robot thing: Self-checkouts in stores. They’re great for small amounts of goods (less than 10), but when you get to more than that, people go to a staffed checkout. Even though they’ve been around for a while and had a lot of the early bugs worked out, the fact they’re still finicky…

Okay, searching for that image led me to the ‘world’s largest gummy worm’ and I just had to share:

ER nurse here. Hmm. Off the top of my head - The number of things I’ve seen in the orifices —

I have an agreement with house centipedes. They eat things like ants, bedbugs, cockroaches, and other nasties, so I’d rather have them than the pests. They aren’t dangerous at all to humans. I told them that if they stayed in the basement and/or out of sight, we were good. No raid.

True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

No one is talking about the penis! If they had sex and the guy slept naked, fur could have stuck to his penis and then if they had sex again (maybe he was tired and didn’t notice fur sticking) it could easily get in that way. It’s not out of the question.

I will lay good money that she is the Queen of scathing commentary particularly when accompanied by a glass of Dubonnet.

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

It was actually her boyfriend’s long lost twin brother, tho

My sister won a badass scholarship that covered her undergrad and master’s at Harvard. She has zero debt. She has a job that pays her 90k. She lives with my parents. She is the cheapest person on the planet. She refuses to pay rent/bills/whatever. She won’t fill up the car with gas. She buys shampoo/conditioner and…

I totally disagree, I think people use the “let’s just split the check down the middle thing” to be the cheap asshole. I have in-laws with kids that do this regularly and will trick you into “trying” their dish - ONE BITE and then claiming you “split it” when the check comes, so the bill should be split, even though I…