If you look at this idiot’s family tree, it would be a straight line.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

News flash: All the “natural” companies do things like hide preservatives because products need preservatives, but a huge, dumb ass segment of the consumer market thinks preservatives are poison that are definitely going to give them cancer (I suspect a big overlap in the venn diagram with anti-vaxxers). They’re…

I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once…

My husband is like this - he's so supportive, smart, funny, and an awesome dad. Men like this are out there. And he's a feminist without even knowing it. As well as a fierce advocate for both his son and daughter.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

How’s about I perform my job incredibly well but I got fired and evicted because I’m gay and I live in one of the 27 states where that is legal.

I believe the appropriate word is "Congressman".

If I refused to perform the job I’d been hired for and kept collecting a paycheck . . . isn’t “thief” the appropriate word?

I have this thing where I have been donating to Planned Parenthood “in honor of” some stupid douche every time I hear about selling fetal parts. It isn’t much, but I do what I can. My $5 donations add up over time. I think my last contribution was in honor of Mike Huckabee and I believe he got a postcard notifying him…

Yeah, I have a friend who saw A DIFFERENT BABY on her video monitor and lost her shit. Turns out someone nearby had the same monitor and was on the same “channel”. No bueno.

Hilariously enough, the judge who jailed her is a hardcore right-winger, son of a conservative politician, a Bush appointee, and a Catholic. He just has a proper understanding of the law, the court system, and the responsibilities of his position. It’s a shame Davis can’t do the same.

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

Maybe we NEED a war on Christmas. Sales start BEFORE thanksgiving. Decorations go on sale BEFORE Halloween. IT’S EATING THE OTHER HOLIDAYS!!! D:

I know that we don’t want her to become a “martyr” for this cause by going to jail, I also really don’t think those convictions will hold her over for very long. Jail sucks.

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.