I love how Scalia put this in a 2002 essay (unrelated to marriage rights) about the obligations of a public servant when their job duties conflict with their beliefs: “He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly…

RIGHT! give him a break. he was probably horribly embarrassed and her writing to a newspaper about it sure didn’t help!

I just do not see how anyone thinks this lady has a legal leg to stand on. If you weren't already running from every GOP candidate, you should now. They obviously have zero respect and understanding for the law or the constitution.

When my wife and I first started living together as a (not yet married) couple, I noticed on a lazy rainy Saturday that she kept getting up from the couch we were sharing to go to the bathroom. It took about five trips before I realized she was going in there to fart. Then I said the words that have haunted me ever…

Dick burns on your rug?

Dear people with misspelled tattoos: stop passing the buck. It’s not like they freehanded it...right?

I have been avoiding Facebook for the past few days, so I get on this morning and rage after seeing #alllivesmatter several times. It’s not ok to shoot an officer, but anyone else? Oh well, 2nd Amendment rights, thugs asking to be shot, etc...

America is no longer under Gods protection from natural disasters. This is just the beginning.

It takes a ginormous leap in logic to go from

One of my (female) coworkers received a used, positive pregnancy test in the mail at work the other day. Nothing else in the padded envelope, just a pregnancy test. We have NO. CLUE. why

“How is this even supposed to work?”

And then when you need a fake baby to say you had the baby there’s places for that too!

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

EVEN ME?

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

But like, technically no one “has” to buy engagement rings. They are not a requirement for getting married.

I thought it was the other way around? Give the engagement ring back, but never expect gifts to be returned.

I know this will devolve into a “what if he was black” shitstorm, but if you read the article, it doesn’t seem he knew this was a cop. I have a feeling the cop might have averted something much more serious.

Ha. For a split second I thought the cat did it on purpose. So less “hero cat” and more “unlucky cat”? #teamdogwouldhavecaughtthatbulletinherteeth.