I have a friend whose friend spent some time with Kanye in the studio. He said Kanye was painfully shy and awkward but extremely kind and interesting. He stepped into the booth and all the awkwardness disappeared - he was the rap beast we all know him to be. You are right on.

Holy shit... Look at this jackass playing SJW.

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

“Kanye 2020: A Chicken in Every Pot and Yeezy’s in Every Garage”

I am a month and a half out from an extremely violent rape perpetrated by a friend. I went to a wedding. I got tipsy. I asked to go home. I was bitten, beaten, raped and burnt instead. I’m 37. I wasn’t doing anything crazy to “earn” what happened. I can’t wait for a slut walk in my area. I’ll wear the long dress and…

I hope no one is expecting one of them to donate a kidney. Even the shoe thing is more than that they had to do.

I mean, I don’t think they’re the ones making that comparison. The man in need of a kidney is the one who decided he’d part with his sneakers to get said kidney. So K&K to replace those shoes. I realize the expected “awesome thing” for them to do would be to donate one of their kidneys, but like... Let's be real. If…

We have done it twice- the first time, we’d JUST signed the lease when we decided to move (I got a new job a few days after finally signing), so the corporate leasing place was cool with it. The second time, we were renting from an sweet old couple who just made us pay an extra month, but then we found out that we’d…

Not 100% sure about the other 49 states, but in Washington, the you’re liable for the full rent until either your lease is up OR your leasing office finds a new tenant who is willing to pay as much as you were. If they can not find someone willing to pay as much, they might rent it for a lower price, in which case you…

I’ve broken a lease twice, both times moving out a couple months early. The first was a big complex and I tried my best to stick it out - my roommate moved out when I was out of town without telling me, the replacement roomie I had lined up backed out at the last minute, and there were no one bedroom units for me to…

Before you talk to your landlord read your lease and Check: http://portal.hud.gov/hudportal/HUD?…

As others have said, check your current lease before you sign with the new apartment. There may be a 30-day, 60-day, or 90-day notice requirement. Also, it’s always very helpful if you can find the next tenant that way your landlord can’t nail you for a lapse in rent payments.

I’d offer to help them find their next tenant. If you’re as accommodating as you can be, that goes a long way.

Refusal to vaccinate a kid for anything other than legitimate medical reasons is child abuse and should be treated as such by the law.

Rice and beans AND meat in a burrito?

Now I’m going to have 230 kids just to spite you.

This is an argument against Chipotle, not against the above Chipotle ordering method. It is also very nonsensical.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

Popular opinion: Burritos are awesome, Chipotle sucks

Geeze, the dancing wasn’t that bad.