Still one of my favorites. Though I also still remember that the Gawker comments when it was posted were literally like 50% people freaking about “overpopulation” and saying things like “dumb bitch needs to learn to use birth control.” Funny how married, financially stable parents choosing to have a child is…

These types of things cover up the real issue - parents aren’t spending enough time exploring how to be safe and smart online with their kids. I imagine a bunch of that is still a leftover technological generation gap and some is because there are sucky parents.

This little boy is exasperated that his mom is having another baby.

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

I hope Charlie bites his finger.

Furrows brow, “He can sleep in my bed... if he wants.”

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

I’ve heard that his instructors are finding it difficult to teach him as he can only cut in a Z formation.

Already he’s head of his class

“ah yes, i hear you workers like a refreshing lager after a hard day, just as i do”

shes like the living embodiment of that steve buschemi gif but with fellow normals instead of fellow kids.

HELLO FELLOW BLUE COLLAR HUMANS, I, HILLARY CLINTON, RELATE TO YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE, BY THIS GIANT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT

Attendees Thursday were given a card asking them to pledge to vote for Clinton. Copies of those cards will be mailed back to voters just before the March 15th Ohio primary

She’s going to get so much shit for saying that but it’s 100% accurate. These republicans yap about eeeeevil muslims not treating women right but don’t realize they’re sharing some ideas with terrorists

what it said: Full disclosure: Ornstein was a professor of mine in graduate school.

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

It’s so much cheaper for the insurance companies to do everything to get efficient birth control for their subscribers than to have to pay for all of their pregnancy related expenses. Free market efficiency at work.

This is a sterling example of why it’s so important that we shame and defund PP out of existence.

So she was too much like a real reporter then.