FreakyFriendFiction
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FreakyFriendFiction

You don’t think it’s a good name? :P

Um hellloooooo it’s look left, look right, look left again... aren’t children indoctrinated with this anymore?

My favorite is when a texting person bumps into you and gives you a dirty look.

Because it’s a trial not a conviction (the due process bit of the Constitution). If she can prove she’s mentally ill to the point she’s not culpable, then she won’t be sent to jail but will be cared for.

Under juvenile law they’re pretty much free and clear in 3 years, with little or no accountability or after care.

Bwahahaha

And you’re not going to listen to the sour-faced, self-appointed “feminists”

You think that's bad. Some of my male friends have had bachelor parties in the past year. The locales they have chosen are fucking steak restaurants and fucking softball (softball was only one guy, but that started at a steak restaurant). Like, I get it. They love their wives and respect women blah blah blah.

Warning: long and somewhat babbly, but this is just something I’ve been thinking about.

And also:

The attorney, Stewart Springer, told the Daily Home the sex tape took place in the back of a liquor store that Charlotte owns.

Here are some really happy Boobies.

“Think of the poor, sad Puritan pilgrim-woman, with her tits all bound up and hidden away”

Here you go buddy. Go nuts

You should definitely always do stuff you enjoy, some of my best times have been off the beaten path. But also keep in mind not to be rude while people are actively enjoying the stuff you find underwhelming? When I first moved to Prague, on like day 2 I went to see the Astronomical Clock in the old town square, and

Yeah who wouldn’t show up for the spread. It was probably the “most fantastic luxurious top level best gold standard” (Trump speak)

Seriously, the man is ridiculous and horrible, but I have no doubt that he (and his money) throw a hell of a party

Why the haterade for the Blarney Stone? The Blarney Stone itself is inside the lovely Blarney Castle. It’s a great stop.

More generally, people who wax poetic about the “wander the streets” school of tourism are the vacation equivalent of people who go on and on about how they don’t own a TV. I wouldn’t want to ONLY

I was with you until you denied the existance of the loch ness monster. It was at this point I realised this article was comissioned by the government to keep cryptozoological life under wraps,

I actually would think it’d be fun! At least you know there’ll be an open bar with expensive bubbly.