I was stuck in line behind a lady at Subway once who was like the white cheese lady, but even worse. The employee asked her what kind of sandwich she wanted and she just said “the 5 dollar footlong”. He explained to her that there’s not one five dollar footlong, but multiple sandwiches that you can get for 5 dollars…

I don’t think it would change ‘amazing’ to ‘feminism’ if she spelled it properly, but the point of the autocorrect is to change your misspellings to the correct word, and the phone learns what words you use often to make it’s guess. So if she types feminism a lot, depending on what letters she typed when she was…

Oooh, I have always wondered what this was called!

For my HS graduation, I got my period, and then got to stay in bed playing Sims 2 while my family ate my graduation cake.

That’s a pretty shit reason, if that’s the case. It’s fine for pregnant women to be around cats, they just can’t change the litter box, and I doubt Kourtney Kardashian was cleaning up cat poop herself anyways.

two young men died in the Urals while taking a selfie holding a hand grenade with the pin pulled out

Oh man, I wonder what it says about my friends than that I don’t remember any ever being confused by any of the sexual cards in Cards Against Humanity. But one time I was playing with a group of people and someone (not my friend-like a friend of a friend) got the card ‘poorly-timed Holocaust jokes’ and we had to…

Agreed, I think most customers who do this do it *because* they think it’s funny to put someone in such an awkward position-you can’t just ignore them and tell them to fuck off because you have to be polite and talk to customers, but you can’t really say anything vulgar back and engage too much either, because you’re…

I just don’t understand this mentality because even if the disease ISN’T so bad, wouldn’t you still want to prevent your children from suffering as much as possible? I had chicken pox as a child because the vaccine wasn’t around yet, and I didn’t have any long lasting complications from it, but I still remember it as…

Yeah, I agree it’s not fair to them. Unfortunately I think business owners fight pretty hard against the anti smoking laws since they worry they’ll lose customers.

Yep I live in Louisiana and bars are pretty much the only public place you can smoke in now.

Idk, it’s just relaxing and when I’m at a bar and there’s a ton of people smoking there it just makes me want one?

Yes!

I don’t think that would make it more real, I know several people who had kids as teenagers and none of them wound up homeless. While it’s true that none of them really have money issues anymore since they get paid for doing the show, a lot of them have substance abuse issues and constant fighting with their kid’s…

I was gonna point that out too but then I was wondering if maybe she had already divorced that husband and gotten a new one? With Leah already on her second divorce it wouldn’t surprise me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OK, that’s pretty awesome! XD

Characters in movies/TV shows always watch the video when they’re spouse has died or when they’re getting divorced! Clearly, having a video is bad luck.

I don’t get the point, either. I can imagine flipping through a wedding album from time to time, plus you can hang some photos in your house and see them everyday, but who is ever like “oh I wanna watch my wedding video today!”

Putting someone on TV doesn’t necessarily equal glamorizing. You’d have to be an idiot to look at their lives and thinking getting pregnant at 16 was a good idea.

We have the blocks of cheese, too! I don’t know if they’re affiliated with the restaurants or not, but they’re basically restaurants made to look like old timey general stores, where ya know, crackers were sold in barrels.