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Well, what do they think women DO if they don't have pads and tampons? It's not as if we menstruate for funsies. Having access to products to keep yourself clean and sanitary seems pretty fucking vital to not getting sick to me, I read that in a lot of poor parts of the world women just keep reusing rags down there to

I broke my finger getting into bed once. I decided to do a superman dive into bed, (and this wasn't when I was a kid, I was grown and sober at the time) and I did too good a job, one of my fingers hit the wall and snapped straight back. At the urgent care when I tried to explain that I "accidentally hit it on the

They ARE slippery. I slipped and fell on one at Wal-Mart once. Didn't get hurt but it was definitely freaky, especially since I wasn't anywhere near the produce section.

Haha, I did the same thing with the stapler when I was like 4, and hanging out at my mom's work. I was just like, "hhhmmm, I wonder if this will go through my hand the same way it does through paper" and then slammed it down onto my finger, and was somehow super surprised to learn that, yes, it will go through your

This is soooo true. Whenever I see stories about single dads, *especially* when it's a family where the mother just walked away, the comments seem to universally be that the dude's a great dad and the mother is a selfish bitch. Stories about single moms though always seem to have people saying how the woman should

I don't think she really agreed, it seems like she jokingly gave him a challenge she didn't think was possible/wouldn't actually do just so he would leave her alone about it.

Yes, she's such a vile woman, risking her life to care for people with ebola and then having the gall to try to plan her wedding after being told by the freaking CDC that it was OK to travel.

What would a Muslim tree even BE!!?

Right?? I thought they were talking about the station where Platform 9 and 3/4's is...this train station seems like kind of a random spot to pick but maybe his fiancee really really liked that scene in the movie?

Hehe, I'm a native Louisianian but I went to Chicago for my winter vacation this year so I had to buy a bunch of new winter clothes-now everyone's complaining about the 20 degrees today and I'm sitting here all warm and prepared in my wool socks and shit.

Haha this same thing happened to me except I was the annoying roommate. My freshman year at LSU I had a roommate from Michigan. 7 am one morning I get woken up by a friend calling me to tell me it's snowing-I started jumping up and down and screaming "it's snowing!" and she's just like "why the fuck are you waking me

I think I may have been that kid :(

Yeah I don't get this. Having the kids volunteer and help those in need at Christmas is awesome, but I don't see why you can't do that and still give presents, as well-it doesn't need to be either/or.

Ugh, I HATED Big-at least at the end of the series they made it sort of romantic when they finally wind up together-he went to Paris to go find her and was ready to go beat up that dude who slapped her-but the fucking movie was bullshit-like really, you're gonna leave your fiance at the fucking altar just because she

I'm especially dumbfounded with that story because the lady spent so much time complaining about something she didn't even order! Who does that?! She was THAT mad that there was ONE item on the menu she thought sounded gross?

And who isn't wearing headphones on a plane in this day and age anyways? I listen to music constantly whenever I have to fly-it blocks out crying babies and stops people next to me from trying to make small talk.

I think they were unsure of whether or not they would be getting another season, so they made last season's finale to be appropriate if it turned out to be the last episode.

My boyfriend worked at bookstores for years, the Bible was the most popularly stolen book, partly because of a bunch of people who believed it was wrong to charge for God's word.

I've stolen several things from Wal-mart just because the lines were way too long and I didn't want to wait to pay.

Me and my boyfriend (at the time) got caught stealing sodas from the cafeteria in 8th grade. The best part was that we had already stolen a bunch of brownies, which no one noticed, and this was during an after school event, so even though we got caught the teacher who caught us wound up forgetting and we never got in