FreakyFriendFiction
FreakyFriendFiction
FreakyFriendFiction

OMG your comment just reminded me that one of my best friends in kindergarten had those Nala and Simba dolls and I was sooooo jealous!

Me and my boyfriend each have our own cat, but if we broke up I would be so sad for the cats! They are best friends and my cat is very social and has never been an "only cat" so I think he would be very sad.

I'm not embarrassed at all by who I lost my virginity to-we were friends who hooked up sometimes and I was 16 and figured I should lost it already so we did it in the back of his very tiny car-the only thing I'm embarrassed by is the fact that Nickleback was playing when I lost it, but that wasn't by anyone's choice

Err, what kind of work did your father do where strippers were involved at office parties?

Um, who the fuck just goes and sits naked on top of a semen covered chair?

But if the sperm slides out and gets you pregnant, than you're still getting pregnant from anal sex.

You can, actually.

What really pissed me off is how many people who got mad about Michael Vick coming back to the NFL, after he'd actually served time in prison and shit, and yet people STILL didn't think he should be allowed to play, but Ben Roethlisberger rapes someone and gets like 2 game suspension and no one gives a shit.

Yay for everyone who likes IUDs, but I am absolutely never going to try one, nor any other type of birth control.

Yeah, I don't get this at all. I see ads on TV all the time for dentists who will completely sedate you for fucking ANYTHING, you can just say you're scared of the dentist and they'll give you an IV and completely knock you out to have your teeth cleaned, but you can't have anything when something's being shoved into

Doesn't really seem fair, if convicts don't normally have to pay back the costs of their incarceration, why would they have suddenly owe that money just because they won the lottery?

This girl makes me feel so guilty about all the classes I've ever skipped :(

Well, at least you know he's not the jealous type! ;)

My one time was a waitress at the Waffle House, the whole meal she acted like she was extremely visibly pissed off at us for ordering food (we all ordered straight forward stuff off the menu, we weren't trying to be weird). I asked if I could change something on my order and she just walked off in a huff. EVERYONE'S

The Harajuku girls always weirded me out so much, even in the beginning when I was like 14 and had never heard the phrase cultural appropriation before. It's just creepy to brag about naming and dressing up a bunch of grown humans, it always seemed to me like she treated the girls like her pets.

I got the see a baby elephant at the zoo, once. It had just been born and you had to buy special tickets to see it and wait in line for like 2 hours in the cold before seeing it for 10 minutes, but it was SO. WORTH. IT!

j_nine in one of the other replies to my comment explained really well why people in Egypt back in Moses's time would not have looked the same as people in North Africa and the Middle East today.

Unfortunately I don't really have any sources to link, but I had a professor for African American History in college who said there was all this evidence that ancient Egyptians actually were black (writings from the time mentioning them having black skin and people in ancient Egyptian art look pretty dark) but at some

Hehe, I was at the movies last weekend and they played a preview for a new live action Disney Cinderella movie, one the people I was with complained about "spoilers" and said they "gave away the whole movie in the preview"...for freaking CINDERELLA.

And what restaurant puts up with this