Isn't that already the case, though? I don't have kids so I'm not super familiar with those policies, but I remember when I was in elementary school there would sometimes be free vaccines at school and your parents would either have to sign something giving you permission to get one or show proof that you'd already…

Or you could just be an adult and use condoms when you have sex with a new person and ask to go get tested together, instead of demanding to know how many sexual partners someone's had and freaking out if it's what you think is too many.

I don't think anyone should have the right to opt out, except for like you said, legit medical reasons why I child can't be vaccinated. It's just medical neglect. If your child actually had polio or whooping cough and you refused to take them to the doctor you could be prosecuted for abuse and neglect, so why the fuck…

And humans are immune to all STDs until they have sex with their fourth partner?

Right?? I don't see how so many people are saying #3 makes sense...if you have actual cats then you should know what dicks they can be! I absolutely will curse at my cats and call them assholes and pricks when they are climbing up the curtains or trying to pull a scam when they pretend they haven't eaten when actually…

OMG promposals! I was I'm Walmart this spring and all of a sudden an employee started speaking over the PA and said "attention Girls name: Boys name would like to know if you would do him the honor of attending prom with him"

What's weird to me is no one ever says this shit about any other body parts, either. No one's ever like "oh she has bare armpits, so gross, she looks like a child". Because shaving legs and arm pits has been expected of women for so long now that it just seems natural-but because Brazilians are newer people freak the…

Doesn't everybody?

But what's the double standard with the ass photo? Pretty sure they don't allow male or female ass pics.

I think a lot of people found it tiresome because soooo many people were doing it, not donating money, not providing any info about how to donate, and then just dumping ice on their heads and saying it was for charity.

I've pretty much accepted that public funding for abortions is never gonna happen in the US, what really gets me is that so many states (including my own) have laws saying that *private* health insurance companies cannot cover abortion, either. So, you can pay for health insurance, you insurance company can be fine…

And then the same people who are trying to make abortions harder to get are also trying to stop us from being able to get birth control on our health insurance AND want to get rid of things like food stamps and WIC.

Or eat your way out!

I've never been, but I think the corn maze near where I live gives you a white flag, and if you can't find your way out and want to give up you can hold up the flag so they'll come find you.

I always thought there should be some kind of store where you could pay to go play with kittens for an hour. I mean I love my cats but I just miss when they were tiny sometimes!

I think it's called delayed entry, I knew a few people in high school who did it. You do all your training during weekends throughout your senior year and then once you graduate you get shipped off.

It's my understanding that gift shops are necessary in places like this because the proceeds go towards maintaining the memorial.

Thank you. I'm so tired of people making this "what did you expect, they're white trash" argument. It's as if people think situations like this only happen to poor people.

Well, the mall annoys me nearly as much as public proposals, so I guess it's thematically relevant.

Yeah, this bothers me, too. Hopefully people will be adults and not propose if they haven't already talked about marriage with someone, and you shouldn't be proposing unless you're pretty certain they're going to say yes, but you should still do it should the person at least can say no. You never know if someone may…