... and raging feminists.

I call that an endictment of other players on the Wizards at the time as "anyone"

"Teams achieve greatness only when the lesser players step up behind the superstar."

Because from a Deadspin (liberal media) POV, the first amendment also allows religious zealots and people who generally disagree with them and what not an equal voice in this country.

Maybe you should ask?

I've spent the last 3 minutes deciding if this is troll-y or not...

Why do people accept friend requests from people they don't know?

The biggest thing I object to in your line of thinking is that it's not okay to classify people. You're conflating classifying people with making judgements about them, which just isn't true.

Yeah, because it's a lot easier to remember the number of randomly scattered tables than referring to the obvious physical characteristics of the individuals occupying it.

Calling it violent misogyny misses the mental health issues involved. I agree that turning it into a "NFL concussion issue" is similarly wrongheaded, but if you simply see this as a case of "violent misogyny", I feel like you are missing a big part of the story.

Hey! We have no need for your statistical insight here! Deadspin has a story to tell and they will do so based on the stats that work for them!

Bullshit. In a busy room with multiple groups of people, you'd use race, height, age, weight, and any other distinguishing feature to differentiate the various tables you had to identify.

Dude, think about all the "gay shit" anyone has done in their life. Are you pretend that if got famous and someone got a hold of all your writings, there isn't a plausible "gay" narrative that could be created from your life?

"For more than a decade, there wasn't a team that regretted having Cirillo on its roster."

and Madonna didn't "set out" to speak with an annoyingly fake british accent. Still doesn't change anything.

"Those better answers led to this column, in which Simers basically gives a transcription of Mora's presser, interspersed with his own snarky asides about how they're bullshit."

Legitimately funny. Remember when Deadspin writers were able to come up with clever things like this instead of just dropping snarky little digs at others?

Have you ever incorporated cooking into your sexual activities?

Jeffrey Loria can tell Selig he's "fully committed to building a long-term winning team,"

Who the fuck is Joseph Davis and why does he feel the need to reply to these people?