Seriously. If an ESPN personality that Deadspin didn't like had pulled this, the exact opposite of this article would have been written.

They've already studied this. http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-11/fyi-what-kind-dinosaur-meat-would-be-tastiest

"Please take notice of whether or not she wants to say hello to you or anyone else for that matter."

Yes, I am embarrassed for missing that one.

Yes, I am embarrassed for missing that one.

Yes, I am embarrassed for missing that one.

Yes, I am embarrassed for missing that one.

Yes, I am embarrassed for missing that one.

"Official NFL" replica jerseys also have iron-on numbers, though. (The one's that cost $100 instead of $300)

Can we make fun of YouTube comment next?

Agree. Serious oversight.

"CBS" doesn't pick what markets get a game, local affiliates pick what they broadcast.

These are all great, but it seems you haven't answered the question posed in the title...

http://deadspin.com/5941786/look-at-this-asshole-yelling-in-some-guys-face-because-he-wouldnt-sit-down-at-a-soccer-game

Seattle has a nice little history of what are know locally as "Spite Mounds"

"because hating on young, successful people is good business."

I assume most of Darren Rovell's follower fall under this category.

structure, not sculpture. "Oopsieeee" is apparently the proper handle for you.

As a Seahawk fan, I am inordinately happy about a Seahawks game being bestowed 5 Throwgasm status. I feel like I have waited years for this.

So are people who can't comprehend sarcasm