Hey!!! When others make typos, they are total, stupid idiots who don't understand a thing about anything in the world. When Deadspin does it, you're supposed to ignore it.

"Men are hapless victims drawn into sticky woman-webs."

My pet peeve is people who only half understand statistics spouting off as if they were experts. How do you deal with that?

Do you feel like people really GET what you do?

Can't decide which makes me respect you less, that you prefer non-fractional scoring or that you DVR live sporting events....

Are you going to pretend there aren't plenty of white girls talking like that? Much more about the environment than race.

This is terrible (and you can feel free to excoriate me in reply), but anyone else want to take a guess regarding the 5 women who sent in letters above?

Let me put this in New England-ese: cus he's retahded.

Make an Obama joke = Troll.

Isn't sweater kind of an antiquated term though? I mean, they haven't been the wool-style things since like the 40's right?

"I'll admit I started saying "football" to be an asshole"

Is there really a clothing designer in China named "Vega" Wang? Those Chinese will knock-off anything/anyone, won't they...

Maybe they wouldn't be so empty if douchebag "football" fans didn't feel like alienating 95% of the American sporting base with European terminology and elitist international attitude about the "beautiful game".

I'd say this about most incident of "offense".

Yes, this is the WORST thing about American soccer fans, their constant use of British terms when referring to their sport. Kits, pitch, equalizer, nil. Use the term that will relate to the general American public, you assholes.

Yup. I remember that Fantasy Season. (god, that's really sad to type out...)

People buying sweatshop Nikes and Gap jeans were dumb jocks and fashion whores who didn't fully understand the global ramifications of their consumerist decision.

Thank you, sir.

What a pointless article. What does someone's CAREER value have to do with them winning an award based on a single series?

you, do know how, to use punctuation right