Hey! We have no need for your statistical insight here! Deadspin has a story to tell and they will do so based on the stats that work for them!

Bullshit. In a busy room with multiple groups of people, you'd use race, height, age, weight, and any other distinguishing feature to differentiate the various tables you had to identify.

Dude, think about all the "gay shit" anyone has done in their life. Are you pretend that if got famous and someone got a hold of all your writings, there isn't a plausible "gay" narrative that could be created from your life?

"For more than a decade, there wasn't a team that regretted having Cirillo on its roster."

and Madonna didn't "set out" to speak with an annoyingly fake british accent. Still doesn't change anything.

"Those better answers led to this column, in which Simers basically gives a transcription of Mora's presser, interspersed with his own snarky asides about how they're bullshit."

Legitimately funny. Remember when Deadspin writers were able to come up with clever things like this instead of just dropping snarky little digs at others?

Have you ever incorporated cooking into your sexual activities?

Jeffrey Loria can tell Selig he's "fully committed to building a long-term winning team,"

Who the fuck is Joseph Davis and why does he feel the need to reply to these people?

Hey!!! When others make typos, they are total, stupid idiots who don't understand a thing about anything in the world. When Deadspin does it, you're supposed to ignore it.

"Men are hapless victims drawn into sticky woman-webs."

My pet peeve is people who only half understand statistics spouting off as if they were experts. How do you deal with that?

Do you feel like people really GET what you do?

Can't decide which makes me respect you less, that you prefer non-fractional scoring or that you DVR live sporting events....

Are you going to pretend there aren't plenty of white girls talking like that? Much more about the environment than race.

This is terrible (and you can feel free to excoriate me in reply), but anyone else want to take a guess regarding the 5 women who sent in letters above?

Let me put this in New England-ese: cus he's retahded.

Make an Obama joke = Troll.

Isn't sweater kind of an antiquated term though? I mean, they haven't been the wool-style things since like the 40's right?