Ugh, nobody wants this...

I know this is Deadspin, home of dick jokes and unintentional dong, so I hate to be political, but this is the worst. I feel like this kind of crap is the root of our divisive political society today. It's not that you disagree on policy and want to democratically debate the issue, it's that the other side is…

You mean like what beloved Obama has carried on in the past 4 years since his election? Yeah.

Beckham due to the celebrity factor. None of the others has transcended sports the way he has.

"You're writing from a position of unearned and blithely unexamined moral authority about people you don't really know and a situation you only half know. "

Of course they're wrong, and of course they're rude. I'm not sure what point this article makes beyond feeding these trolls. Don't validate these people with rational, reasoned responses.

With people taking offense to EVERYTHING these days is comedy headed toward a "Jay Leno" end-state or will there be some comedic revolution where Rape Jokes, Genocide Jokes and such are brought back to fashion?

Do we laugh today as much as we did in the past? Are we funnier as a society?

It seems that people take offense to more jokes today than in the past? How does that (will that?) play into the evolution of comedy? Are we headed toward a "Jay Leno" world or will the pendulum swing back in the other direction?

"Have"? Present tense?

"Cabrera got faster after losing 20 pounds during the offseason. "

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

" Then he'd announce his retirement, then unretire, then retire again, then unretire, and then retire again after everyone has had just about enough and bloggers like me have written numerous columns with headlines like "CAN BATMAN JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY"?"

The whole point here is that the athlete have a prominence for actual athletic achievement, not just "prominent" for coming out.

More to the point, focusing on this type of "dumb" racism makes us lose focus on the real discrimination that happens in our country.

Don't you all think we're using Twitter comments as too literal of a measuring stick of overall sentiments?

Thanks, Grantland!

Bullshit.

It would probably run out of battery just after it left orbit...

"and upset as I was through 3 pregnancies"