Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Calling it a “comedy” is a bit of a stretch, no?

My 3 year old daughter needs to build this for me so I don't mess things up.

Gold isn’t that big of a deal. Supernovae and dying red giants dump yottatons of it, and many other heavy elements, into the interstellar medium all the time. Many of gold’s isotopes are stable and last for billions of years. Before the universe dies there’s going to be a lot gold around eventually. (Assuming you…

Usul, we have ElNinosign the likes of which even God has never seen.

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Godzilla El Nino? As a drought parched Californian, you’ll forgive me if I don’t get my stillsuit in a bunch over this.

Can we all just agree to avoid all remakes and assume they’re going to be shite and only watch them if they turn out to be good?

I found it hard to reconcile the voiceover saying humans destroyed the environment and yet we are shown a massive asteroid hurtling towards Earth.

Well, I’m in the Total Recall camp- but I never miss a chance to prop up this unfairly maligned film (and damn, what a fantastic Giacchino film score)!

It has Adam West, a monkey and modified ships from the War of the Worlds movie. What more could you possibly want?

So...maybe one day there will be a drug that, instead of screaming in agony, we can scream in ecstasy?

Life ain’t worth livin’ if you can’t get rid of the stink. ;)

Still working on the thesis...

Infinite train!

So jealous you got to see it already.

This is probably the best advice I’ve read on Lifehacker ever. Ever.

So this option might be effective and reduce odds of recommitting; but do you want to play odds with your kids? Your spouse? Yourself?

wait — yer sayin’ them Russkies beat us to Mars and what with them Nazis on the moon I wonders just what the heck has NASA been doin all these years