It reads the same thing......like everything on planet earth does nowadays:

All for <$199, I presume?

I sincerely hope, somewhere on Mars there’s a forgotten Trotski statue.

And here’s the final photographic proof for all you naysayers out there:

Really informative, but lacking information on the Swiss Guard’s other duties to the Church. For instance, don’t they act as the world’s primary Vampire Slaying unit? I think I saw something about that at the History Channel, right?

Errr it’s Astronomy and planetary exploration and this stuff is absolutely incredible. Our nearest neighbor, a dead desert world, has honest flowing water on it! This is as practical a discovery as astronomy has made since we figured the North star doesn’t move

Sig makes good stuff. And if it’s good enough for the Pope.

Bacon God is a fickle God.

Gotcha - long day, a bit humor-impaired. Cheers.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

[I]f he doesn’t find a suitable mate in the next 45 days, he’ll be turned into an animal.

Never bring up a new source of contention.

Lets hope he wore his brown pants.

I figured it was a scar caused by the friction of the giant brass balls of the crew of the tanker dragging down the runway.

The mark on the runway isn’t from the f4, it’s a result of the pilot’s pants finally exploding.

Why does no one ever talk about the insane resources and energy it takes to create batteries? Seriously.

Agreed as much as I hate to admit it, this VW diesel fiasco is a boon for him and Tesla.