Here I am riding a bear.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

Here you go

You don’t know that, so shut up.

And I’ll just bow down in worship right now...

Totally badass. Brilliant work all around.

I am ashamed. I will submit myself to Jalopnik torture...driving a brown diesel wagon.

Really, guys? We’re gonna ignore the twirling Dorito?

NGE wasn’t good? Nice try.

Twice in one week!

“rampant.”

I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.

Yes! We can title it Kangadudes.

Sup, Booga?

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?