*SIGH*

What amazes me is, science will eventually figure this all out and the solution will seem stupidly simple. We will accept it as gospel and move on.

You know what? I don't like Gorilla tape. The stuff is tough, but it slides slowly when being tugged by the lightest force. No sir! I DON'T like it!

F'k it. Bring back the hydraulic fun of the low riders. At least that shit was entertaining. AND it had a killer soundtrack.

Yeah, it's absolutely amazing how incredibly toxic these little bastards are. But, there is something even more toxic out there. It's a conch snail. Maybe in the reefs of Australia. It shoots out a dart from it's mouth and paralasys/death is really fast for the large predators. I wish I could remember it.

Wow, the squids last stand: Take that dry lander!!!

I see a South Park reference here.

Fun Fact: a surprising number have problems with constipation.

I'm thinking weight class is a better idea.

Isn't she a mutant? I don't mean that in the bad way. But technically. If they are going to be sexist anyway (as it stands, there's men's awards, and women's awards) they might as well add a third category.

You know that Octomom is like the Candy Man. The more times you say her name the more likely she'll stick around.

The Ford GT could be upgraded to win this.

The harmonics coming out of those pipes...<3

Stand aside Leroy Jenkins.

Weird. FUN FACT!

Clearly Elvis was the winner.

No. I was unaware that there was a cure once you got the toxin. Tetanus is a living thing, but it's waste material is one of the most potent poisons known to human kind (next to some kind of crazy conch shelled thing I read about once). So, I'm thinking about the toxin itself.

WOW! This isn't something I never expected to ever see! Now lets see a tetanus anti-toxin.

NOT BAD! Not bad at all. Independent films...it's what's for breakfast.

His verbal gaffs are legendary.