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Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

...you gonna be alright?

A. Who goes from iOS to Android on a yearly basis b/c the respective flagship is prettier?

Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

“In 7 kilograms, turn left.”

yeah, indycar racing sucks alright:

Fuck off, cunt.

innocent until proved guilty.

Please go back to Jezebel

It could be worse.

GO, FORD GT!

shut up, weeb. no it hasn’t.

I shudder to think of the girls you sleep with because of your ‘knowledge of anime.’ No offense.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

I’ve never heard someone sound like such an asshole while trying to be helpful.

Rhymesayers are definitely very talented. Unfortunate that Eyedea passed because he was also very good.

The realest MC in the business.

You should comment less.