Articles like these make me so happy. Almost as good as AOTD...

Which is much better than this.

Plymouth Barracuda. Went from a tarted up Valiant to a muscle car.

I've always had a soft spot for those. Remember getting a ride in friend's dad's 2001 Type S and was in awe of the NavSystem. Seemed straight from the future.

1966 Riviera with the 425ci Nailhead.

I had the exact same thought

No go on the 'vert. The top takes up too much trunk space for... lawn mowers..

C2 Corvette wheels have always seemed awesome to me.

Nice! Can they crush a Infiniti J30 now?

In 2009 after they bumped power from 224 to 265. They kept the 224hp + 4EAT combo alive as the Impreza GT through the 2010MY.

"let the record reflect that the Civic Si is the only mass-market sedan upon these shores available solely to those who know what a third pedal is for"

Meh, the engine is still in the wrong place.

Am I the only one who thinks the 360 tail lights and bowtie make this beast look like some sort of genetically modified Cobalt?

The 2002-2007 base model was not a bad looking car, although it was essentially a WRX without the hood scoop and badges. The early 2002-03 and late 2006-07 gen of that style remain my favorite Imprezas.

Rolls Royce clearly needz moar Panther. Roar!

Kill it now. Please, make it stop. [www.manchestersubaru.com]

Subaru Outback "Sport" = Tarted up Impreza that eats brakepads for breakfast and shoots off hubcaps for lunch. Has anybody ever seen one with all four hubcaps intact? Yup the good ole "Sport" comes w/ steelies and hubcaps.

Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later. Good luck to Murilee, miss him here at Jalop.

A beige Pri-Ass. The absolute epitome of everything that is wrong with the connection between the relationship between a man (or woman) and his car. I understand the impulse to save the whales but that is no reason to treat a car like it's a toaster oven, purely utilitarian. That being said, kill it with fire. Was I…

If they did, wouldn't that just make their Leaf a Volt or Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust?