Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

Part of me really wants to know what "football his face" means. Punt? Kick? Extra Point? So many options really.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

Older people generally aren't scared of much, because most of them have already lived through real life horror. Like fighting cancer, raising multiple demon spawn or losing a parent or other family member. You know, stuff that actually fucking matters.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Anime is not always high-quality. Anime shows often take a lot of shortcuts, so they can fill the 30 min episode format while saving money. This is why things like transformation sequences, and long opening songs exist! It's particularly bad with early anime, which is considered kind of terrible. For anime fans, this…

Easy, tell her you want to fuck her best friend.

Damn Drew, is everything ok at home? I feel like every week there's some zinger re: your wife/marriage. You're starting to sound like Chris Rock, and we all know how that ended....

Meanwhile, Team Fortress 2 is still going strong on a hat-based economy and immeasurable charm.

Yeah. Bro. Really. 8-5 in the office, 6-10 emails and follow ups, maybe some more dev work.

I'm working for a fledgling company that has gotten a ton of work recently. My dedication to work is being rewarded. I have no wife or anything so, I can work as much as I want.

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

I'm biased because I live here / am from here...

I always thought the male version of "Bye Felicia" was "Bye you stupid fucking asshole motherfucker." I guess I owe some male Felicias an apology.

Dad?