Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

I’m inclined to agree with you, though I doubt this is hypersonic. But yes, it’s almost certainly a SSM of some sort.

Yeah...you don’t understand at all. That makes you kind of a dumb person.

Stop liking what I don’t like (or you are a bad person)

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…

Hello, Tide? My daughter is allergic to nuts, eggs, and citrus....

Just add a label saying: Contains GMO, Gluten and MSG.

Thirdly, no!

We also have an asshole-friendly Twitter. It’s called Twitter.

Going easy on the distortion is the key. Lets the dynamics of the playing come through clearly, and Malcolm Young could play like a Muthafucka.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cover bands cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Even though Angus got all the attention, it was those chunky blues based chord patterns that really made those great songs. He was a damn good rhythm guitarist. Playing rhythm well is very under valued unfortunately, but from my own experience really great rhythm players are as hard to find as drummers who don’t want…

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

I think all planets are failed experiments, and only Earth yielded favorable results.

Well except for that current boron as president.