Well, speaking as a man, this is horseshit. Most young men I meet who have no interest in marriage because fear what they perceive to be the unfair consequences of divorce. Plus, they see no need to buy all the bullshit about wedding rings, expensive honeymoons, and a host of all other impractical costs thrust upon…

I’m a man, but the woman in my life had three. I was profoundly sad. She was devastated. I wish you the best. I’m sorry for your loss.

I’m 53. I’m right dab smack in the middle of Gen X. The real deal. I don’t even know what that means. But I do like Richard Linklater films.

I do like watching these corporate promotion pieces from weapons companies. However, can we all agree that the music on every single one of these movies SUCKS ASS?

That was fast and awesome.

Okay okay. It’s a “disaster”...replaced with?

Something I couldn’t picture saying in 2016: Britney looks the best. The rest (mostly) look fucking stupid. That, or I’m old AF.

Still the best.

Where the hell is the “ET” gif when we need it? Right? Doesn’t this guy look like ET? Hello? I’ll show myself out.

You win the Internet for Best Use of Caps and Best Profanity (combined with philosophical reference). All the stars, sir or ma'am.

Is there a dick pic sender among you who can explain why you do this? Post here so Jezebel can publish a rambling thought-piece about it.

In college these days: total rape. In real life, no you weren’t raped. He was a lame needy dude, and you were merely an idiot. Move on.

Sorry everybody. I'm soooooo watching this.

Yes, but those 10 people may be smarter than all Ben Carson supporters, combined.

Here’s how the local Business Journal is reporting it, here in Sac. http://www.bizjournals.com/sacramento/new…

Um, yeah. That's the Black Sea you're talking about.

Yeah, neither he nor his wife showed up. Trust me, this is unusual in the first home game. He's sort of a big deal here and he LOVES to go to games and act like a prince of some shit.

I'll be seeing him tonight at the King's home opener. I'll ask him about it. I'm not kidding. I'll let you know what happens. This guy is a world class douche, and I'm sooooo unafraid of him. I got 15 lawyers who would have a field day with his dumb ass.

Thanks. I think I feel a little better. However, I would really like to hear why you think so. It sounds like you're knowledgeable.

I read ALL these comments and I’m depressed as hell. The overall consensus appears to be that our entire navy can be sunk whenever China (with its big missiles), or Russia (with its fast missiles) — wants. Is it really this bleak? Are we Americans doing anything right?