Well, speaking as a man, this is horseshit. Most young men I meet who have no interest in marriage because fear what they perceive to be the unfair consequences of divorce. Plus, they see no need to buy all the bullshit about wedding rings, expensive honeymoons, and a host of all other impractical costs thrust upon…

Unless, of course, none of this stuff is actually used in the movie. I’m looking at you, Force One.

I’m a man, but the woman in my life had three. I was profoundly sad. She was devastated. I wish you the best. I’m sorry for your loss.

I’m 53. I’m right dab smack in the middle of Gen X. The real deal. I don’t even know what that means. But I do like Richard Linklater films.

I do like watching these corporate promotion pieces from weapons companies. However, can we all agree that the music on every single one of these movies SUCKS ASS?

That was fast and awesome.

Okay okay. It’s a “disaster”...replaced with?

Something I couldn’t picture saying in 2016: Britney looks the best. The rest (mostly) look fucking stupid. That, or I’m old AF.

My company just did, but we’re a law firm that knows our rights, so the Olympics can fuck right off.

you’re “nervous” because a white person introduced you, a white person, to a non-white person drink? That’s such a piece of fucked up, I can’t even.

Still the best.

Where the hell is the “ET” gif when we need it? Right? Doesn’t this guy look like ET? Hello? I’ll show myself out.

You win the Internet for Best Use of Caps and Best Profanity (combined with philosophical reference). All the stars, sir or ma'am.

Is there a dick pic sender among you who can explain why you do this? Post here so Jezebel can publish a rambling thought-piece about it.

Oh brother. A “rebel”.

In college these days: total rape. In real life, no you weren’t raped. He was a lame needy dude, and you were merely an idiot. Move on.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Thank you. I spat my Cheerios.

Sorry everybody. I'm soooooo watching this.

Yes, but those 10 people may be smarter than all Ben Carson supporters, combined.