I'm not sure why Phil is hating on ISIS so much. They really seem like his kind of people.

I remember the good old days, when we could simply sell weapons to both sides.

But what if these shitbag rulers are the only thing keeping folks from building camps for the sole purpose of training guys to to terrible things to Americans?

Somebody died in what may be a criminal act and all you muthfuckas can talk about is caps locks and forum etiquette. DA FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT DUMB SHIT.

Here's CJ getting taught one of those unwritten rules:

Just in case you were confused, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints reiterated recently that gay marriage and gay sex will send folks right to hell. Like, directly to hell.

Replace Jeff Daniels with this guy and make it a little more lighthearted and I may actually watch The Newsroom.

like, one second on Google.

This could be the greatest film yet made by humankind but I will never know because even the trailers give me fucking panic attacks.

Only thing that irritates me about having an expansion come out is how it's not going to play well with my modded copy of XCOM, and that mod was in no way easy to do.

Seriously, though - why was Squadsight not the sniper's first ability?

His other arm says "I will fight every nigger hear."

+1 Skrimmer

This summer intern sure must wield a lot of power. Getting the graphics department to write the names without question, the anchor to actually speak them without questioning his or her authority, the production managers to okay everything. A real master of puppets.

I find a certain irony in the fact that they're trying to blame this on Sum Yung Kid.