Okay what does this “grey” thing mean and why am I always grey, too?

Genius. Wait, racist. Because they all don’t look alike. Wait, Genius again.

I have to say that, as a man, I wished I could have read all these posts decades ago: I may have treated women a bit better.

What the actual fuck? FUCK his family.

Covered in rubber? Really? Submarines?? I didn't know this. Why? Somebody??

Yeah, but I saw that high fade and bullshit hipster beard and thought "who the hell needs THIS guy's opinion?

I've neem reading your stuff Tyler for awhile now and have been enjoying this site immensely. I enjoyed this article too. I don't have anything particular to say, though. I just feel ashamed that I haven't chimed in to tell you how much I appreciate your tireless and interesting work. Well done, man.

skim milk is cool though so fuck the fuck off.

"Affinity Fraud" has been a thing for a long time. This guy is morally no different than the religious leader that preys on his flock, or the partner that defrauds his partners. He's really the worst sort of person.

I'm a guy. My guy friends and I go to strip clubs once in a blue moon. When we do, we bring lots of money. Also, we try to always act polite and buy a dance or two (or three). Then, we go out to grab a bite to eat afterwards and talk about how cool it would be if our doctor, lawyer, and architect wives dance…

stick to whales.

This is why I have a Maserati. You get mostly only the good kind of attention, and not a lot of the bad types. Plus, it helps a lot if you don't paint it red. Mine is white-on-white — striking enough to get double-takes sometimes, but it doesn't scream "successful chiropractor with teensy penis".

I got busted once. My wife and I had done a little foreplay when I realized I had to pee. Into up, naked, and made for the bathroom. I had an erection. As I made it to the hallway, my 7 year old son came out of his room, also heading to the bathroom. I instantly covered up my junk. He said "what are you…

No Jar-Jar?

When R2 got smoked at the Battle of Yavin, my ten year old self screeched in horror. I'll never forget how the brave little droid kept the shields up just a little while longer so the brave rebel pilot could complete his attack run.

The Nazis were democratically elected and supported by a willing electorate, until they started losing at places like Stalingrad, El Alamein, etc. They were defeated, of course, but not after more than 7% of earth's population perished. So basically I took too many words to say "Fuck their instructional videos".

I can't think of a real reason we would WANT to enter the Black Sea. Also, in the event of conflict, doesn't the "fatal funnel" work both ways? How would the soviets...errrr..the Russians, fight their way out to join their comrades in the open sea? Or even as far as Syria?

that was awesome. As a white man, I agree with you. But I'm scared to say that.

Listen to it with the sound off. It's dumb.

With the launch of her new "channel", Palin has further marginalized herself and her followers into an insular personality cult. This would ordinarily be harmless, but most of them are armed. I do not normally fear aging ignorant diabetics, but automatic weapons in their hands are force and rage multipliers.