I know I’m excited about the Grand Tour when I’ve enjoyed every promo clip and it’s just been them talking in a parking lot.

They’re also delicious tossed with a little parmesan and olive oil

If only all their hidden bombs were so easily diffused

I agree with this so much. If someone says something offensive to me, I can call them out. Maybe they’ll see it my way and change, maybe they won’t. Maybe it’ll be me being offensive and needing to learn a thing or two. Either way, we know where each other stands.

When everyone’s afraid to be the least bit candid…

I’m going to go with, because judging someone based on their skin colour or race is the lowest form of opinion. It’s right up there with cross-fitting vegans telling you its the only way a person should live.

Small technicality, the engine is still in the car. It’s just the blower that blew off the car.

So you’re saying prayer is bad? People at my work pray all the time and I work for a pretty big media company and I’m agnostic. The only people that have a problem with prayer are people who just want to bitch about something.

The music in that video........oh god. So.......horrible

But for this to work you need to have friends...

They don’t do shit. They add some wide ass fenders and wheels. that’s 90% of their “builds”.

Would it kill people to spend 30 seconds on chevy’s web page to realize all the options being bitched about are in fact options, and can be ordered in all kinds of different colors and arrangements?

Houndstooth seats > all others. I’m a sucker for crap like that. Always glad to see GM in the game though.

Putting a 40-year-old Chevette on the dyno is only fair if it’s preceded by a compression test. Then, and only then, do we really know how powerful the engine is. It might be just flat wored out.

Saddest person today? This guy...time to go vape and cry.

It’s the Joker as designed by Lindsay Naegle, the TV executive who came up with Poochie on the Simpsons.

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.