“but dads have become a culturally acceptable target for gentle mockery and loving parody”

Learn what “emotional” means.

Agree. I read the headline and thought we were going to get a tip of how to only search for 1-day delivery items or something.

Learn what proper hash browns look like.

Good for you. Doesn’t change the fact that I’ve never seen anyone anywhere make / serve hash browns that look like this, nor the fact that I would not want to eat them, nor the fact that (to me) it looks like a cracker. 

This title is garbage. There is no “How-to” this is just a rollout announcement.

Or a cold day in your living room, at least.

Actually it would mostly just be a cold day in your house.

Haha yeah, like there are probably a couple guys in the area who openly tinker with electronics, and are now wondering if everyone thinks they are special needs.

fun fact: it’ll be an even colder day after you do it ^^

You can pry this fire wood from my cold dead hands.

Make one cut, post to Instagram, elicit responses, make another cut, post to Instagram... on and on.

You should definitely not give up your heat source on a cold day.

Preferably you’d wait for a warm one

That would ironically be the best time to have a wood-burning fireplace. 

A lot of those words are you just saying the same thing over again, as if repeating “capitalism with a social safety net” gives it more and more clarity of meaning.

You can either, request it spicier, move on to another restaurant, or bring your own spices.

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

As the mythbusters proved six years ago (http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/driving-tailgate-fuel-consumption/) the cover won’t even improve fuel economy by all that much. Pickup trucks have a natural air pocket in the bed that approximates the shape of this abomination. 

Doesn’t the NHRA have a requirement for a fuel cut?