Spare some wifi mister?

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

I’d like to thank you for censoring the word “ass” so as not to offend our delicate American sensibilities. Considerate trolls are my favorite trolls.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I hate you from reading this comment you have left. If you could see my body language right now, you would get the feeling that I’m repulsed, saddened, and horrified from the way I have bent myself into a pretzel while sobbing and spanking my own ass at the same time. Email,…

Author Leil Lowndes explains in her book How to Talk to Anyone that non-verbal communication is essential to communicating your intent.

You seem like a nice guy who is able to coherently make an argument.

‘Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet so don’t you get souped yet

Fake engine sound being pumped in through speakers, and the slow death of the stick shift.

Ha ha ha ha ha

I just sit mom-frustratingly close to the tv when I play forza to make it feel like I’m really there.

COTFD!

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

New Edge Focus SVT is better looking car than silly FiST.

Do you own this jack?

Tennis rackets, cars, and model planes on a soccer field. Professional Calvinball team.

Indeed.