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Today in reader anecdotes nobody asked for:

Snoop should just be thankful that it's just Nick Young, and that Vlade Divac isn't around to handle this beef the Serbian way - rubbing it in salt, various nitrates, as well as some hungarian paprika, before allowing it to cure in a basement. And then shooting it in the back of the head and bulldozing it in to a pit…

My favorite basketball movie has gone completely ignored by society. The Air Up There starring Kevin Bacon and basically nobody else, about a college basketball coach who goes to Kenya to recruit a monster talent.

He has Hoosiers going down in the second round to Space Jam? What a monstar...

Eddie Lacy thinks this is just a bad angle.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

A poem for my new coach @PeteCarrol

As a longtime bleeding heart liberal, this article is so unbelivably self-serving and disingenuous.

Seriously. These images of children and dying and medical interventions and "invisible suffering" are not convenient metaphors for some writer, comfortable in her desk chair, to craft some moralistic allegory: they are the realities of this disease, of how it is handled in the US/Europe vs. Africa, of how medicine has…

Jesus Fucking Christ. Leave it to Gawker media to find a racist lining in the Ebola outbreak. Kudos, you morally relativistic fuckfaces!

This is actually progress for Les Bleus. The last time there was a soccer related incident involving pantless Frenchmen and a confused, retreating child, Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery had to stand trial.

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

What would you do if David Lynch recorded a country album?

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

Why's it always gotta be about violence with you rednecks?

NBA: This is too sexy

Rae Carruth tried to but it didn't go as he planned.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Phelps's eyes were bloodshoot, "his speech was mush mouth,"