Come on, Barry. I thought Deadspin was the place for smart analysis and looking for the story beyond the story. It is crystal clear Woj is carrying water for NBA GMs just like your reviled target Peter King does for Roger Goodell.

Entirely serious question. Has a photo of the injury been released? Or a detailed description? There are several comments in this thread that make it seem like there's more publicly available info than what I am aware of.

Having to do analysis on the Ocho for FILA World Junior Championships has to be Emmit Smith's worst nightmare.

Who wants some fun facts? Kyle? Barry? Anyone else?

Based on the headline, I was expecting much worse from the cop. He was much more tolerable than the guy involved in the Sam Montgomery arrest, and for that matter, the guy who shoved the bro at the Rockies game.

I'm 99.9% sure that the new owner is also the guy from the infamous Queen of Versailles documentary

+1 compromised bank account

May 27th?

Does anyone take this "threat" seriously? Anyone? Bueller?

Bravo

I'm sure every pre-school in Paris will have one of those soon.

This is the rare Kinja joke that should get 200+ blue stars and is clean enough to be performed at a Jerry Seinfeld show.

Yeah, it seems like the "underrated" list is made up almost entirely of raunchy comedies for college students and movies that are targeted for kids who are ages 5 to 13. Group 1 is at least a decade younger than most critics and Group 2 is between two and three decades younger.

Wow. That might be the first reference to Norwegian church burnings and the death of Euronymous I have ever seen on Deadspin. I am impressed. The 95 minutes I spent watching Til the Light Takes Us is now worth it.

Nick Collison? Come on, Sean. We don't all look the same.

Jesus Christ, Tommy. That's more overwritten and bitter than a Tim Marchman essay on Dana White.

Very reasonable question.

The Sage Kotsenburg of orangutans

Do discarded packs of Winstons and old copies of Vice Magazine count as payment?

Does anyone actually like the new Kinja commenting system? Was the link to the article about the WWE creatives never listening to the smarks solely intended to serve as a parable for how Denton and the Staff will (not) respond to the outpouring of negative feedback? Are Craggs and Scocca as bitter in real life as…