Manager: I'm sorry Jimmy, we tried, but it just didn't go over with the fans...

Ice Guy Jimmy: It's okay boss... At least we had our shot.....

Manager: Be careful on your way out, Jim

[Ice Guy Jimmy leaves the office, in the hallway he's greeted by the Ice Girls]

+1 for expressing what everyone else is thinking, but with more sass.

Interesting, it's usually cougars at GOP fundraisers.

Looks like the "Statheads" one was closer on 15, while Vegas was closer on 13. Even (just eyeballing it) on 2.

You can pick up an $89 youth jersey if you'd like.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

(Sure, those are twist-offs, but this is still a maneuver I've yet to see in a post-victory locker room.)

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I will be throwing it to a friend in the crowd. The person who catches it will be the Panda's Friend of the day.

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

Yeah fuck them. She shouldn't be held to the same standard until more people cover women sports.

"This is, in fact, how sexist and racist ideologies work"

Oh, we already know how it works at Gawker, where it's totally cool to leave an unwanted male celebrity sex tape up on your site (Hulk Hogan) while decrying female nude picture leaks as the worst thing that's happened to humanity this century.

That would also have the added benefit of teaching the players how important tough practices are to winning, because when you think "finishing strong," you think Marty Schottenheimer.

It must suck no longer having Taco Tuesdays or Fast Food Fridays.

BREAKING: Philly professional sports players dislike practice.

Yeah, but they were *STILL* unable to screw in that light bulb.

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Thank goodness Ray chose muted, dark colors. You can much more easily get stains out of that after having all of the NFL Countdown staff spray their coffee out of their mouths in shock.