i wish my buckeyes could block like that :(

Anthony really didn't wanted to do this, but when Dolan asked, he didn't pass out of habit.

Amar'e Stoudemire poked himself in the eye with a kazoo and is out indefinitely.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs

my hamstring is FUBAR and needs to be surgically reattached to the ass bone.

I call Matt Mauck, who threw me my first preseason touchdown of my career 10 years ago and is now my dentist

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

Thanks for the answer, Greg.

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

Half the world thinks evolution is a myth. Many people can be very wrong.

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

This is a really strange argument, and makes it seem like someone in the NBA or in GMs' offices cajoled Woj into write this.

It is unethical to carry water for Roger Goodell - but when someone wants to carry water for NBA GMs while at the same time getting to generate page hits by slamming Coach K it is brilliant advocacy journalism

Another choice quote:

That entire article is ridiculous. Why tie the uselessness of FIBA to Coach K? Woj is really having to reach for most of his arguments.